Dear Santa

Hi Santa, hi Santa,

I really have tried to be a good boy this year. If you can look past running outside, getting stuck in the ceiling, and exploring all the things I am not supposed to, you will see I have been a very good Styxy - one who has had many adventures this year.  Many adventures. So many good adventures. 

I know I shouldn't ask for too much, because you clearly gave me these people earlier in the year, but I can't help wanting a few things. This year I would like lots of pets, and boxes, and new toys, and adventures, and pets, and treats and fun, fun fun.  I also want other cats to find good people like mine. My Man is especially wonderful because there are no hats and much less singing. 

Thank you Santa,

Styx

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Dear Santa,

It has been a year, and I am grateful for these people, even though there is a tax for living here. 

This year I would like to be hat tax exempt, not be on a diet, and to have all the love I want, when I want it and how I want it. I would also like to be left alone and not put of with Lady's singing as much.

Tigris

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Dear scary Man,

Please alert the authorities that I am being held against my will in this warm house, with plenty to eat, excellent medical care, and wardens who are working hard to make me feel safe and loved. It is very trying to tolerate all this good stuff. 

For Christmas, I am torn if I want a prison escape (I am sure you could open the window to my room) or if I want to just feel more comfortable and be a little less feral. I think I need you to help me decided.

I do hope you don't bring me more toys that my wardens want me to learn to play with. Toys are stupid. If you wanted to bring some more treats, I especially love licky. 

Jack-O-Lanie - prisoner #3