Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Lesson One and Two - For Phenny by Lee



Welcome to a new feature, where I, Hailey Bug, aka Lee, will try and in part my life long lessons (I do have 7 years of experience) to my angel Easy's bro Da Phenny.

This is actually two lessons.

Lesson one - you can scare the poop out of your people if you get them to put bedding that matches your fur on the bed. They don't see you cause you are camouflaged and you startle them. Totally worth waiting for hours for them to come into the room. 


Can you see me? No - my job is done


Lesson Two: People love it when you destroy toys and leave fluff all over the bed. It is really the best place to dead something. They love having to clean it up before they sleep. The more toys you can pile on the better. 


Hope you found this helpful Phenny! 

26 comments:

  1. Great lessons for Phenny - I think Angel Easy left him some notes about deading stuffies but that first one with the camouflage is definitely a goodie too Hailey!

    Love, Angel Sammy

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  2. Oh what a pawsome teacher you are Lee.....in fact I finks I might try this myself!!!!Hehe!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. We are positive that Phenny will find your wisdom useful!! He seems to have picked up the "deading" thing pretty easily!! Probably with a little help from Angel Easy.

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  4. What awesome life lessons friends. I'm sure Houdini can use this too - snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO - Bacon

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  5. Wow those are some awesome tips.
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  6. OUTSTANDING LESSONS LEE... We give you an A+ on them..
    It is SO impawtant fur us to occasionally Scare the Poops outta the Pees... otherwise they get all constipated and GRUMPY. AND this is an EXCELLENT way of doing it..
    AND you are SOOOOO correct about the Picking up of the Stuffie Guts... that Bending and stretching and snatching and grabbing is PAWfect Exercise fur THEM.
    YOU ARE BRILLIANT.

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  7. Lee I can see you have your graduate degree in Life Lessons 101 and Da Phenny is very lucky to have you to share. MOL
    hugs madi your bfff

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  8. Lee you are a fabulous teacher... I bet Easy couldn't eggs-plain it better!!! I will try to follow your advice... as soon asd my brand new gator-teeth are strong enuff...

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  9. Hmmm, sounds like some good advice.

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  10. Gosh Phenny is such a lucky pup, to have the benefit of your seven years of experience and, er, wisdom, Hailey!
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  11. These are most excellent lessons!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  12. You are so helpful to share these tips with Da Phenny!

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  13. Those are some excellent lesssons. :)

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  14. Oh Lee, if Phenny takes your advise, he'll never get off the pad of shame. BOL

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  15. LOL for those lessons, all black dogs should have runway lights installed around their neck or fluorescent nail polish on their toes so we can see them in the dark!

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  16. You are a great teacher to Phenny, Lee!

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  17. We are sure Phenny is going to learn a lot from you, Hailey - inquiring minds want to know if you have a pad of shame too. Misty says she doesn't want one of those.

    Woos - Lightning and Misty

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  18. What great lessons, Hailey!! We especially like the first lesson and plan on trying that one out soon!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  19. What great lessons for Phenny, Hailey! We know he appreciates this!

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  20. Those are some great lessons, Hailey! Phenny is going to learn so much from you!

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  21. Great lessons Lee!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  22. You are very wise Hailey. Those are both great lessons.

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  23. Grreat lessons!! Da Phenny will be up to Easy's standards in no time!

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  24. Those are the best lessons that I've ever heard for a puppy! Way to go Hailey!!!!

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  25. BOL!
    3 bum swings! 3 more!
    Pawsome lessons.

    Nose nudges,
    CEO Olivia

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