Phod: Let me just say, I don't know if I agree with Lee, I . . .
Lee: Ignore him, he is a people pleaser. Anyway, for 2 weeks my people didn't leave us much. They were sick and stuff so we got to have them all day and I didn't have to wear my stupid hug [editors note: Hug = ThunderShirt]. This week they have been back to work and I have been mad and I have shown them.
Phod: I told her not to. Anything I did was because she made me. I want to make her happy too. I just want everyone to be happy.
Lee: The first thing I orchestrated was "Operation No Cookies for you." I made Phod surf the counter and get this container that had people peanut butter cookies that my Lady made for the Man, and we ate them."
|Pieces of the broken cookie container|
Phod: Lady, if it makes it better, they were good and I feel shame. When you and the Man found it, I cowered on the floor and peed. I really am trying to be good.
[Editor's note: Fortunately they were just peanut butter, sugar and egg, so safe for bad pups to eat]
Lee: I do not feel bad. I am only mad that you did a better job at putting the good stuff far back on the counter. However, I showed you by making my own fun with what you left me. I put in place "Operation Hot Potato".
|The bag of potatoes all over the floor|
[Editor's note: it breaks my heart when he cowers and shakes and waits for a beating. When this happens I just ignore him and I hope this will go away].
Lee: I don't think this made the Lady mad enough. She just said "Oh Hailey, what will I do with you!" I will have to think of something else tomorrow (the Lady is working at home today so I can annoy her in other ways). I don't want to do anything dramatic like eat the wall again (for those who may be new to my blog that I will kinda share with Phod click here). That makes them too mad, I need something that makes them the right amount of mad. I will go to dog shaming and look for ideas. Soon they will stay home all the time with me.