Mischief Monday - If You Give a Dog Some Steriods

In you give a dog a steroid, she is going to have a lot of energy.

If she has a lot of energy, she is going to hump your leg.

If she burns her energy humping your leg,  she is going to get hungry.

She is going to eat all her food and then she is going to want to go outside.

Once she is outside she is going to wander far to explore.

She is going to get hungry again while exploring.

She is going to find some yummy cat poop buried in the sand.

She is going to eat all the cat poop and who knows whatever gross things. 

If she ate the gross things and because she is on the steroid, she is going to have an upset stomach in the night. 

She is going to literally poop her bed in her sleep at 1:40 am.

If she poops her bed at 1:40 am, you will get to go outside. If you go outside once, you might as go outside three times.

And you are going to have to clean up a lot of very soft poop from the bedroom floor.

Once you all get settled in bed, she is going to throw up.

When dawn finally comes, you are going to have to give your dog a steroid. 

Then she is going to have a lot of energy . . . .