Thanks to Rosy and Aunty-Yam for hosting these events.
Today Phod (with some help from Lee) is going to tell you a spooky tale.
Phod will be in orange.
Lee will be in black.
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It was a sunny and bright day . . .
Phod, scary tales are best at night.
But Lee, I don't like the night and besides Lady and I are in bed early. How could something spooky happen at night?
As I was saying, it was saying, it was a sunny and bright day and the pack had adventures to the field at lunch. Lunch is an unusual time for the pack to go to the field. It is usually an after work, but it is getting dark early. Also, Lady says soon there will be snow and we won't get to go into the field.
Phod, I think you are a little off topic. People don't care about this. Tell the story.
We enter the field, and who should appear - not the great pumpkin and not a werewolf (funny story, after Man made Lady watch the Wolfman, we went outside and heard the wolves).
Phod - keep to the story!
In her ghostly form, the Callie came. She followed Lee and then she followed me.
She was following us, trying to find the deer poop. I ate so much deer poop, the Man gave up and put me on leash.
Phod, how is this a scary story? There is nothing creepy about it.
Maybe not for you, but to my HORROR, Lady left you off leash and you got to eat more deer poop than me.
Oh Phod . . .
phod that is sure a creepy story... the feelings after a poop-nanza are sure horror ;O)))
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Phod, a Terrible Tale of frighteningly inequitable treatment.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the morning giggles, Phod and Hailey☺
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteGood grief, Phoddy, it is frightening for me to read about the amount of excretia you two are chomping on, so your mission is accomplished! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
We've never had deer poop, but you can usually find plenty of rabbit poop in our yard. Maybe the scary part of the story is what comes out at the other end after eating all that poop. BOL!
ReplyDeleteWell what a disgrace and disservice Phod how dare Lady let Lee have more deer poop than you?
ReplyDeleteAnd after all the Hat Tax you pay all year too
Hugs Cecilia
Phod, I totally agree. What could be more scary than missing out on one's fair share of deer poop? I can't believe how anyone would fail to understand that.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
eating poop is for sure creepy and cruddy and oh so yuck! what is it with you canines and poop... it was a great story for Halloween. Boo you two
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Phod...eating poop IS scary. Doesn't it make your tummy rumble?
ReplyDeleteDeer poop???? Ewwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteYou are very lucky doggies! All I get in my yard is bunny poop!
ReplyDeleteOut and about.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Hee! Hee! Cinnamon eats deer poop too and then she comes and tries to kiss Mom! YUCK! And she thinks it would be scary to have someone eat more deer poop than her too Phod!
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