The most terrible thing happened. A horrible little one moved into our house. She was hear for 87 million hours (editor's note: 2 days). She brought lots of stuff. She put toys every where. She was very scary.
I had to bark at her, a lot. I would bark and bark until she cried and then I would get in her face and bark some more. This landed me in jail. That is right, an invader came to my house, and I had to spend time in jail. Lady says it was the only way to make sure everyone was safe and happy. I was so upset the first day, I couldn't sleep at all, unless the horrible little one slept. I was very tired and cranky by the end of the day.
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| In jail with only a bone and some toys and a comfy bed |
By the second day, she didn't cry when I barked, and when Lady told me to go lay down, I would. I spent less time in jail. Lady also notes, I did a bit better when the Man was around. I barked a little less.
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| Pretending she is not on my couch |
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| Pretending she isn't there more. |
I would have done a happy dance when she left, but I was way too tired. I had to sleep the whole next 2 days.
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| Standing on my Lady and getting a belly rub because I am scared |
Lady says she is giving me a C- for my behaviour. She says I need to work on it and that the horrible little one may be back for a weekend before I know it. I guess I better get the jail cell ready now.
Hailey
Oh gosh, that does sound exhausting! But you know what, I bet you will get used to the little one and her next visit won't be so stressful
ReplyDeleteOh Hailey, these little peeps are a great source of foodables! The drop thingys everywhere. I hopes next time the little peeps visits you aren't so upset and you can make the most of the feastings!
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Princess Leah xxx
Ya got your home invaded and put in jail?? Dat doesn't seem right at all!
ReplyDeletePoor Hailey. Little peeps can be very scary but to be thrown in jail just doesn't sound right. Maybe next time will be better.
ReplyDeleteBeing upset by strangers can wipe a dog out! I have never been frightened of little humans but I know some other dogs who are, so you are not alone. I bet you can overcome this so you can stay out of jail when that little one is around.
ReplyDeleteBilbo feels your pain, Hailey, He isn't fond of little humans either! Hang in there, we're sure next time she is over it will be a bit easier!
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Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteDeary me Hailey, I am torn. Confession time... I'sa not so good with those little things either; but I'sa also good at behaving even when they are there and most times their peeps don't know what I am really thinking... Just hintin'.... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hailey these are sheep. They are so much fun to play with. Just a hint they drop food. Make friends with them and they even give you food. Sometimes it's hard not to bark when we get excited. After all they get loud, too. However, they get real snuggly, too.
ReplyDeleteHailey.... ERNIE HERE... I feel your Pain... I know JUST what you are barkin about... WHY do these little ones come to our homes and SCARE us... and cause US to be in trouble? Frankie... THE SNIFF UP... loves them... ME? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteIt's not barking anyhow, it's screaming!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Oh dear...Hailey I have heard horror tales of little ones visiting. Thankfully I've never had to experience it. Bless your heart I'm glad all ended well
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
I hear ya Hailey! I may be just a young pup myself but the little ones kinda stress me out. There is one 4 yr old that I actually hide from when he comes over.
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Mabel
Bailey & Hazel too
We're with you Hailey. We don't like anyone invading our territory!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry about the jail sentence, H. You should go ahead and taste the little person next time she comes. I taste them all the time. They're delicious. They taste like candy. And dirt!
ReplyDeleteLove and licks,
Cupcake
we don't blame you at all - those shrunken human types are so scary and needy - they want all the attention !
ReplyDeleteOh Hailey, I'm so sorry you were in jail!! But you know, those little bipeds can be handy to have around. They're ALWAYS dropping crumbs and stuff!!
ReplyDeleteAwww poor Hailey.
ReplyDeleteOh, we are so sorry the little hooman scared you. They do tend to pull a doggie's ears so it is best for you to stay away, just more quietly.
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh Hailey, I'm so sorry about your invader. We understand how you feel. Zoe and Phoenix are not fond of teacup humans, either!
ReplyDeleteBOL couldn't stop laughing.
ReplyDeleteAroo to you,
Sully
Oh dear. Sometimes it's tough to get used to miniature humans.
ReplyDeleteHailey, you just have to make friends with that little one - they are GREAT!!! They love to share their food, and they always have sticky fingers that are worth licking:) AND they love to play ball - maybe you can train her to play fetch with you. It isn't easy when you don't have little ones around a lot, but we just know you can learn how to be good AND have fun:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
Hailey we have nine of those little two leggers that come over to our house, all different ages, and sometimes two or more stay the night, for some reason tho we loves them, and wants to sit on their laps, and make them play wif us, and bark and beg...you know the normal pug stuff...come down to our house and will teach you to handle them....stella rose
ReplyDeletePoor Hailey!
ReplyDeleteSorry you had to be in jail. At least she is very cute :)
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, wonder why that little sticky person scared you so? We aren't very fond of them either, but we just hide from them and Mazie just avoids them. So sorry Hailey!
ReplyDeleteMarty and the other Little Ones
We can see you're not a happy pup, Hailey! But to be put in jail in your own home just for showing how you feel? Not fair! I understand completely - I'm in jail for 6 weeks just because I needed surgery. I didn't *want* the surgery, but I'm still stuck in jail! Why don't they put the surgeon in jail for doing this to me?!
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't seem fair that you should spend time in jail. Why couldn't the little one be in the jail?
ReplyDeleteIt's frustrating sometimes when they invade our space, isn't it? But I think your lady was looking out for you to make sure you didn't get into anything you couldn't get out of. Hopefully, eventually the intruder will grow and understand what hanging with you means. Hopefully someday you will be great friends.
ReplyDeleteLuke is feeling your pain, Hailey. He dreads the next visit by the grandkids. Jail will definitely be involved. He does look forward to the possibility of extra treats though.
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