Blogville Pawlice Academy - Lessons from Hailey

Good morning class, welcome to our discussion on paperwork and jailer training. I hope you will find this useful.

As you can see, I am an excellent
sheet shredder

As office manager of the Blogville Police Department, I wanted to take some time to go over the paperwork required as an active member of the police force.

While paper can be very tasty (I have eaten enough paper myself over the years) and shredding it can be fun, it is important to keep it intact to make sure our criminals have appropriate sheets.  I will be responsible for shredding any sheets that need to be. 

To help up keep consistent, I have created this sheet that is to be filled in for our activity reports. Officers are expected to complete this after every shift and submit it to me.

Patrol Officer:	Date:
Number of donuts/cookies eaten
Number of squirrels seen
Areas patrolled
Suspicious Activity seen
Calls Responded to
Arrests Made
Number of butts sniffed

As jailer it is my responsibility to make sure everyone is locked up nice and tight. When a criminal is brought in, the arresting officer, will sign our log. This will help us make sure that we know who we have.

Blogville Jail Sign In/Out
Arresting Officer	Criminal	Day/Time In	Day/Time Out

Cells need to be appropriate so there is no jail breaks.
As an expert jail breaker, I have personally inspected
all our cells. 

Once the criminal has been signed in, the arresting officer and I will give him/her a close inspection to make sure that he/she don’t have any weapons or other dangerous substances. We will make sure they are paw or finger printed and butt sniffed. I will then select the cell that is the most appropriate for perpetrator. Each cell will have a bed, access to an appropriate bathroom and fresh water 24-7.

Assisting with Guard Duty

While I am an excellent guard (I have great vision and smelling and am always on alert), I will need some assistance because I occasionally need to nap.

A day in the jail will look like the following:

7 am –breakfast – chicken and rice

9-11 – Exercise time – small groups or individual secure time will be provided as needed

11-2 – nap time

2-4 - mandatory counselling or treatments as needed

4-6 – nap time and visiting hours

7pm -dinner – chicken and rice

8-10 – library or TV time. Email access for good behaviour

10 pm – lights out

Note: Baths will only be given if requested by those in our care because I will not allow water torture to occur on my watch.

Let me now demonstrating the lock up procedure.

First you go to the cell and put the key in the lock. 

Turn the lock and open the door. Then the perp goes in. Close the door, turn the key, remove the key, give the door a shake to make sure it is locked properly. 

Easy - thank you for your demonstration, but it is not nap time! 

Thank you to Ranger, for overseeing our class. Please let either of us know if you have any questions.