Happy Canada Day and Life of Frankie Furter

To all our Canadian Friends

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

To celebrate Frankie Furter of http://frankiefurterprice.blogspot.ca we are applying to join his crew. 

Meet Candidate 1: Hailey Brown Legs

She is applying for Master Gunner

Skills that will help her rock this job:

-Has excellent eye sight;

-Is sort of well trained (our research suggests this job needs the most training);

-Will work for food only - doesn't want to take gold, but wants her share of any cookies;

-Is an excellent hunter;

-Is great at determining who the enemy is;

-does a great job at keeping things clean.

(Please overlook the fact that she doesn't like loud noises and likes to do her own thing)

Candidate Two: Zaphod de Pup

He is applying for Quarter Master.

He would do a great job because:

-He is reliable, dependable and conscience;

-He would make sure the plunder was divided equally;

-He isn't afraid to speak out if someone stepped out of line;

-He is loyal and would follow his pirate king anywhere!