Dear Santa - By Zaphod

Dear Santa,

Let me thank you for all the good stuff you brought last year. I don't remember what it was, cause I really only live in the present. But I know I loved it all.

Hailey said I need to ask for things this year. I am not sure what to ask for Santa because I really have everything a boy could want. I have people who love me and never hurt me. I have a great Lee who plays with me lots. I have a Baggy and Nin I love. I have lots of good things to eat. I get lots of treats. I get to play fetch a lot. I mean really, what else could I ask for.

Hailey says in spite of this, it is custom to ask for things. So I have thought long and hard and this is what I want:

You to help the people who help dogs like me escape abuse and neglect. I hope you can help them so they can help every dog find a home half as great as mine.

I hope you can use some of your magic to keep my cats healthy. They are old (both are 18) and I want to have them forever.

I want you to get Lee some more puzzles. She is good at them and she is good at sharing with me.

I want you to bring Lady and Man 87 million dollars so they can stay home all the time and not leave me (even though I am a very good guard dog, I would like to have them home more).

If you are going to bring anything for me, you can bring me anything I can catch. I love fetch. Also if you could warm it up a little, I would appreciate that. It has been about -26 C (-15 F) the past couple days and I can't be out too long playing fetch.

Thank you Santa. I will leave you some milk and cookies and I will put them high enough that Lee can't get them.

Love
Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Card Count:
Us: Add 3 from Friday's mail - so 48.
Them: 7
All of us: 2