Feline Friday - A Who Done it - as told by Lee

When: Yesterday morning, while Lady was out of town for 36 hours. [This adds support to the claim that no good came from a Thursday].

The scene of the crime -
this would be the area I ate once -
you can see some of my scratches

The event: The Man went to take the garbage out. When he returned the door between the garage and house was locked. The Man had not unlocked the front door that morning (he took us through the garage). The Man was locked out. We can't repeat the kind of things he was saying here, they are rude!  Fortunately for the Man (and a mistake on the culprit's part), a door in the basement was open and he could get back in.

The suspects:

Hailey - The beautiful and determined to be free young dog, who has an anxiety disorder.

Phod - the gentle giant 

Baggy - the bitchy but lazy old cat

Nin - who sings and sings and sings about his life being terrible.

The verdict

No more cushion for you!

After a careful investigation conducted by me, I have determined that this had to be done by Nin. Us angel dogs would never do such a horrible thing. It is my guess that Nin jumped up and locked the door to punish the Man for not feeding him fast enough. I sentence Nin to time on the counter without his pillow.

The Lady's reaction: She could not stop laughing. She was not that supportive. [We laughed and laughed too]

Cause something crazy like this happens the once a month the Lady goes away overnight the Man is sure the Lady teaches us these things as tricks. The couple now plan to hide a key so no one is locked out again!



Editors Note: As per his comment below, the Man would like it very clear that he did not lock the door and lock himself out. It was clearly an "inside" job!