Lee: "Phod, Christmas is coming and I have the perfect gift idea for our Lady."
Phod: "What is Christmas?"
Lee: "It is a time where the Lady makes you pose for stupid pictures, but she gives lots of treats and belly rubs, so you can suck it up."
Phod: "I love the pictures, I love doing whatever makes my Lady happy."
Lee: "That is a tragic flaw and we will work on that, but back to the gift."
Phod: "I think a gift is a great idea. What are you thinking?"
Lee: "I think we should get her a deer. I think she would like that."
Phod: "A deer, why?"
Lee: "Well she loves animals, and they seem nice, and I think it would be great to have one we can play with."
Phod: "So really you want a deer?"
Lee: "Yes, and she will never get us one, so we should get her one."
Phod: "Do you think a deer will make her happy?"
Lee: "It will make you and I happy, so that will make her happy."
Phod: "Ok, let's get one."
Lee: "Ok, you are allowed off leash more, so you are going to have to get one and bring it ok."
Phod: "Since it will make her happy ok."
Drop by tomorrow for the first day of our Christmas Pageant!
Oh deer me! Are you sure lady wants a deer Phod as we smell a stitch up? Pageant sounds good. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Lady would love a deer. No one else would have one!
DeleteHey Lee, Hey Phod, Jet here.
ReplyDeleteOh Lee, you have a sharp, sharp mind... Phod, dig deep before she gets you involved in one of her "plans!"
I can't resist I want Lee to be so happy with me! Phod
Deletelove this " "It will make you and I happy, so that will make her happy."
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a true beloved pet! :)
We could use some more love if you ask us!
DeleteLol, that's quite an interesting idea guys..
ReplyDeleteI am an idea dog. Lee
DeleteSounds like there is a plan going on, you are so devious Lee, just like me :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
It is not devious, I really want the Lady to have a deer!
DeleteBOL I want a deer too!
ReplyDeleteNola
Deers rule!
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