Dear Santa - by Lee

Dear Santa,

I would like to begin by clarifying the meaning of the word naughty. I didn't feel this described me

so I looked it up in the dictionary. In the dictionary it says "disobedient; mischievous (used especially in speaking to or about children)".   I looked up disobedient and it says "neglecting or refusing to obey; not submitting." I will admit I have done some things this year I am not proud of (ie. eating a wall) at no point did I disobey. Before the Lady and Man went out, they did not say "Hailey, don't eat the wall."  Furthermore I never intentionally refuse to obey. When I am out running and playing, I have all intentions of coming back, it is just the wind blows me away, it can't be helped.

As for mischievous, I prefer the term spirited, and since there is a phrase Christmas spirit, this must be a great thing!

Now that we have cleared this up, this is what I want for Christmas:

Belly Rubs
Cookies

More belly rubs

treats, any kind as long as I don't have to share

Not to get scolded when I hump Nin

Phod to let me hump him

To never have to go out on my leash

Not to have to be dressed up in anyway
People to love me more than Phod
Phody to do something bad so people love me the most
Did I mention belly rubs and more cookies (any kind)

I hope you can take my actions with the spirit they were intended. If not, perhaps I will try my luck with the Hanukkah Armadillo! 

Love your Hailey Girl