Feline Friday - We 2 cats

"Man, I thought you only did this to the dogs."

We 2 cats of Orleans are,
holding grudge over  life so far,
quiet and good, the way it should,
then the dog did mar.

O dog of dim and dog of dummy,
dog that makes us sick to our tummy,
withdraw from house, desert our home
leave us so our life's not crummy.

Our lady was nice but then went mad
she brought in pups, they were very bad,
chewing and poohing, stuff did ruining
they made us very sad.

"You look silly."

O dog of dim and dog of dummy,

dog that makes us sick to our tummy,

withdraw from house, desert our home

leave us so our life's not crummy.

We want back to dog free state

then it will be us eating from plate

not locked away, afraid to play,

worrying with us you'll mate.

O dog of dim and dog of dummy,

dog that makes us sick to our tummy,

withdraw from house, desert our home

leave us so our life's not crummy.